(Source: themorallycorruptfayeresnick, via humortastic)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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It’s like…wait this sounds familar
Then you that one verse that makes you remember the song
Then you are like
this!
^
(Source: phaibooty, via humortastic)
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
(via humortastic)
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
(via humortastic)
Wicked Clothes presents our latest item: the Tri-Blend ‘Farewell, Cruel World’ Tank Top!
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