catatatat on my dumdumdrumb :)
When you click enter instead of backspace
did-you-kno:

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)
when a song you haven’t heard in forever comes on.

laugh-addict:

It’s like…wait this sounds familar

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Then you that one verse that makes you remember the song

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Then you are like 

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this!

^

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armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

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a poem about bugs

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

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jacknoir:

u kno all the good urls are taken when

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lets-do-the-time-lord-again:

tommostar:

AU meme; You finally delete your tumblr and get a life

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ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

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(Source: wickedclothes)